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Komar and Melamid & Dave Soldier The People's Choice Music 1. The Most Wanted Song A musical work that will be unavoidably and uncontrollably "liked" by 72 ± 12% of listeners 2. The Most Unwanted Song Fewer than 200 individuals of the world's total population will enjoy this Purchase this CD at Mulatta Records. With the collaboration of composer Dave Soldier, Komar & Melamid's Most Wanted Painting project was extended into the realm of music. A poll, written by Dave Soldier, was conducted on Dia's web site in Spring 1996. Approximately 500 visitor's took the survey. Dave Solder and Nina Mankin used the survey results to write music and lyrics for the Most Wanted and Most Unwanted songs. Notes by the Composer This survey confirms the hypothesis that today's popular music indeed provides an accurate estimate of the wishes of the vox populi. The most favored ensemble, determined from a rating by participants of their favorite instruments in combination, comprises a moderately sized group (three to ten instruments) consisting of guitar, piano, saxophone, bass, drums, violin, cello, synthesizer, with low male and female vocals singing in rock/r&b style. The favorite lyrics narrate a love story, and the favorite listening circumstance is at home. The only feature in lyric subjects that occurs in both most wanted and unwanted categories is "intellectual stimulation." Most participants desire music of moderate duration (approximately 5 minutes), moderate pitch range, moderate tempo, and moderate to loud volume, and display a profound dislike of the alternatives. If the survey provides an accurate analysis of these factors for the population, and assuming that the preference for each factor follows a Gaussian (i.e. bell-curve) distribution, the combination of these qualities, even to the point of sensory overload and stylistic discohesion, will result in a musical work that will be unavoidably and uncontrollably "liked" by 72 plus or minus 12% (standard deviation; Kolmogorov-Smirnov statistic) of listeners. The most unwanted music is over 25 minutes long, veers wildly between loud and quiet sections, between fast and slow tempos, and features timbres of extremely high and low pitch, with each dichotomy presented in abrupt transition. The most unwanted orchestra was determined to be large, and features the accordion and bagpipe (which tie at 13% as the most unwanted instrument), banjo, flute, tuba, harp, organ, synthesizer (the only instrument that appears in both the most wanted and most unwanted ensembles). An operatic soprano raps and sings atonal music, advertising jingles, political slogans, and "elevator" music, and a children's choir sings jingles and holiday songs. The most unwanted subjects for lyrics are cowboys and holidays, and the most unwanted listening circumstances are involuntary exposure to commericals and elevator music. Therefore, it can be shown that if there is no covariance—someone who dislikes bagpipes is as likely to hate elevator music as someone who despises the organ, for example—fewer than 200 individuals of the world's total population would enjoy this piece. Art for the people- Your pal, Dave Soldier June 1997 Credits Composed by Dave Soldier Lyrics by Nina Mankin Executive Producer: Charles Simonyi Produced by Jane Bausman Recorded by Rory Young at Big House Studios and Acme Recording Studio Featuring Vernon Reid On Guitar The Most Wanted Song: Female vocal: Ada Dyer Male vocal: Ronnie Gent Guitar: Vernon Reid Saxophone: Andy Snitzer Cello: Lisa Haney Keyboards/violin/drums: Dave Soldier Additional drums: Rory Young Bass drum: Komar & Melamid The Most Unwanted Song: Soprano: Dina Emerson Speaking vocal: Nina Mankin Children: Emma Ensign, Kate Polsky, Max Polsky Piccolo/flute: Elissa Kleeman Harmonica: Wade Schuman Bagpipe: David Watson Accordion: Yuri Lemeshev Harp: Margerie Fitts Organ: Mary Bopp Banjo: Dave Soldier Tuba: David Grego Percussion: Christine Bard Bass drum: Komar & Melamid Conductor: Norman Yamada