“Fingered,” which John Waters famously described as “the ultimate date movie for psychos.” Waters isn’t wrong; “Fingered” is seedy, horny, and grimy enough that you feel dirty watching it. The film’s poster even screams, “This film is an EXERCISE in the CAPITALIZATION of an EXPLOITATION that some may find unnecessarily VIOLENT, SEXIST, and DISGUSTING.” Kern isn’t wrong, either—his work is absolutely not for everyone. (Those who are sensitive to sexual assault and graphic violence are particularly warned away.)
At 25 minutes, “Fingered” is one of Kern’s lengthiest works, and certainly his most plot-heavy (though that should be taken with a grain of salt). It’s also one of his hardest films. Lydia Lunch plays a sex worker who is kidnapped by a client (Marty Nation), unleashing a whirlwind of violence and death. Most of the film is Lunch and Nation deadpanning graphic, stereotypical dirty talk at one another, until eventually the couple picks up a hitchhiking Lung Leg (unfortunately for her). The reason to see the film—and much of Kern’s work—is Lunch, who is terrifying and erotic and glamorous and disgusting all at once. “Written by LYDIA LUNCH With R. Kern,” the credits scream, and “Fingered” is Lunch’s show. She’s a force of nature, and Kern was lucky to capture that energy.