MCMXIII

Shit happens if you can shit it isn't shit shit happens so flow with it shit happens rama rama ding ding she-it happens she-it happens happens happens she-it she-it (repeat until you become one with she-it) please this flower and buy our shit confucius say "shit happens if shit has to happen let it happen properly" if shit happens it isn't really shit if shit happens it isn't really happening to anyone shit will happen again to you next time what is the sound of shit happening? Shit happens on Saturdays I've seen this shit before this shit is not a religion it is the way of life this shit happening is you if shit happens it happens to someone else if shit happens praise the lord for it! Shit happens because you don't work hard enough if shit happens hold a procession shit happens but as long as you're sorry it's ok it's true shit does happen but only to Lutherans if shit happens you deserved it you were born shit you are shit and you will die shit shit is happening because you deserve it but we love you anyway why does shit always happen to us? Why does shit always happen just before closing the deal? Got any laxatives? If this shit happens it is the will of allah if shit happens take a hostage we don't take any shit don't take no shit! That's not shit it's feldspar a firm shit does not happen to me this isn't shit if I really believe it's chocolate I create my own shit if shit happens honor it and share it sheeeeeeeeeeit! We're all part of the same shit for $300 we can help you get in touch with your inner shit if shit happened once it will happen twice more the goddess makes shit happen no shit happens until Armageddon there is only a limited amount of good shit knock knock "shit happens" here we insist you take our shit shit happens door to door shit evolves survival of the shittiest when shit happens don't call a doctor pray shit doesn't happen and I am not up to my eyeballs in it our shit will take care of itself shit in your mind I don't believe this shit it looks and smells like shit so I'm damned if I'm going to taste it shit doesn't happen shit is dead no shit! I haven't smelt seen touched or tasted it but it's shit it looks and smells like shit but I haven't tasted it so I'm not sure whether it's shit or not what is this shit?! How can we know if shit happens? You can't prove any of this shit let's smoke this shit hey this is good shit mon if shit happens shun it excrement happens (you can't say shit in Utah) hey there's more shit over here! Our shit is better than your shit shit happens again & again & again shit happens and keeps going and going and going and you are shitting all wrong and you'll be punished for it we'll wash the shit right off you shit will happen praise the lord oh shit! Shit doesn't just happen somebody dumped it on you let's stick some pins in this shit's gonna get your tax-deductible donation could make this shit stop happening what is this shit? We affirm the right for shit to happen go ahead shit anywhere you want it's not the shit that matters it's the process St. Sergius found his faith in deep shit happens usually in threes I am at cause that shit will not happen you're responsible for all the shit that happens there's no shit in the bible but don't publish it shit happens one day at a time shit is good for the soil this modern shit is worthless you inherit the shit of your ancestors so only happy shit really happens this is good for me shit happens half the time so why do you keep shitting on us? This is really weird shit happens for a variety of reasons give us your shit and put on this orange shit what is this amore shit? We hope bad shit happens to all of you we will make your shit happen mix this shit together and it will happen all this happens to be shit if you leave us bad shit will happen to you whoaa holy shit! Leave our shit alone you are all pieces of shit "why does shit happen?" (p. 157) It's my shit! All mine! Isn't it beautiful? Shit happens and rolls down hill I've done my shit so can I take the day off? This shit's not part of my contract shit is biodegradable shit happened we just don't know where it happens only in well-defined quantities shit is relative relatives are shit I cannot tell a lie shit happened four score and seven shits ago shit didn't happen and if it did I didn't know anything about it well I do believe that shit happened I was just taking a nap whye doe peopl treate mee lik shite? I didn't inhale this shit but I tried this shit before and I didn't like it so read my lips: no more shit! Wouldn't be prudent to shit at this juncture cuz this looks like foreign shit let baker handle it I'm sorry if I dropped you guys in this piece of shit are you now or have you ever been shit? Black shit and white shit can coexist I came I saw I shitted (veni vidi shitty) I have not yet begun to shit to boldly shit where no one has shit before! There's a bug somewhere in this shitttttttttttttttttttttttttt (enough said) it's shit but at least it's compatible it's everybody's shit the rich shit exploits the poor shit but deep down all shit is alike dictatorship of the shit happens and it'll cost you! if you're gonna sell that shit at least make a profit and don't eat the shit if it happens to shit don't eat it there's nothing quite like a good shit this shit is good for me shit doesn't happen shit is happening is absurd I think I need to take a shit what shit? If shit has to happen let only shit happen I'll take care of this shit tomorrow with all this happening I think I'll go shit I'll hold this shit in forever oh shit it's going to happen! Fish! Smells like shit of finnish fish let's blow this shit up! I love when shit happens do shit to me! I will shit on you! Shit is a phallic symbol earth air fire and shit if shit happens enjoy it what is shit? Why is shit? The essence of shittyness I think so why am I in this shit? I shit therefore I am the best of all possible shit in this world made for shit I wanted to live deliberately to suck all the shit out of life shit is meaningless! What is shit anyway? Shit happening is just a special case there is an 83.7% chance that shit will happen maybe shit should happen to within experimental error shit did happen I hope this shit holds together I hope this shit doesn't blow up gee what'll happen if I mix this and shit!!!! Is this shit alive? I hope no one figures out that I don't really understand this shit (1980's) I've got all the shit I want (1990's) oooh shit! For a sufficient fee I can get you out of any shit take two shits and call me in the morning yes it's definitely a case of shit $99.95 please shit where's this organ supposed to go? Shit is in your mind everything that happens is shit some of it is just repressing its subconscious shittiness it's shit but at least it compiles let's pretend that shit doesn't happen it's shit but it'll get me elected if you elect me there will never again be shit is bad for the economy you want fries with that shit? This shit is out of tune let's see how much shit the faculty'll take why doesn't this shit add up? What I'm doing is a bunch of feces tauri (for non-Latin-speakers: feces tauri = the excrement of a bull) this shit ain't good enough I'll make 'em squirm for putting this shit on their tax forms I get subsidies for my shit give us more shit or we'll strike rub the shit out damn looks like I hit that shit there is shit you can't get rid of it gets deeper;