CLIV

Don't you hate it when you ....... ah .....um ....no wait....wait a minute ........... I'll get it in a second .........aaaaah ............ geez ........ what was I gonna say ................... uuuuum ................. hmmmmmmmmmmm ..... Oh yeah that was it ........... no wait ....that wasn't it ...... what the hell was I gonna say? ........... ARRRRRGH! ............... uuuuuum ....... aaaah .........what's that word ..... that means something but sounds so different from what it really means? ......... uuuuuuuum ........... aaaaaaaaaaaaah ..... gosh ............ sigh ................. hmmmmmmmm ...... wasn't it... aaaah..... don't you hate it when you ....... uuuuuuuum ....... you know ....... forget your medication ...... and ........ I think that you .......... aaah ..... ummm ..... uuuummm ... go crazy ... cause ..... uuuhm ...... the icecream man ........... forgot to load the icecream cone ....... with ....... aaaah .... the blanks ........ and DARN! .... that still wasn't it. OH WAIT NOW I REMEMBER ..... aaaaah ...... oooops .... false alarm folks ............. OK ....... give just a few more, we are all on a huge party line. Thirty million of us joined together in a massive chicks night out to talk about cute boys our latest thrift store finds the best kind of bubblegum new shoes rad girls ruling cars what kinda boyfriend you rilly want the worst date of your life the asshole boyfriend you had last year (yikes!) and the cheeziest pick up line you ever had ... everything! It will be simply euphoric. This is our place. Yours and mine. I want you to check out every nook and cranny. I demand your presence daily. I've got all those things down there that are dying for you to check out. Just point and shoot your kevo bo beeva;