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If someone calls you a L4m3 p0s3ur n4rk retaliate by calling them a st00p1d n4r|< w4nn4b3 l4m3r d0rk and accuse them of b34t1ng 0ff wh1le th3y r34d th3 st34my m3ss4g3s on #hotsex 3v3n th0 th3y'r3 jUst a L4me 12-y34r-0ld p0s3ur wh0 pl4yz 0n h1s 'pUt3r wh1l3 h1z p4r3nts 4r3 g0n3. If someone calls you a st00p1d n4r|< w4nn4b3 l4m3r d0rk and makes the above stated accusations then just say "1 iz 2 3l33t t0 3v3n t4lk t0 y0u s0 1 4m 0ff1c14lly iGN0R1NG u n0w 4nd \/\/0n'T 4nSw3r U 4nyM0r3, if someone calls you a lame poseur nark retaliate by calling them a stoopid nark wannabe lame dork and accuse them of beating off while they read the steamy messages of the hotsex number even though they're just a lame 12 year old poseur who plays on his 'puter while his parents are gone. If someone calls you a stoopid nark wanna be lame dork and makes the above stated accusations then just say "I is too elite to even talk to you so I am officially ignoring you now and won't answer you anymore, there is nothing more annoying than catching one's socks on a sharp unseen nailpoint after what one has thought to be a successful clipping. For me it is akin to accidentally biting down on one's fork during a hearty meal (that sudden sharp metallic taaang ... ughhh). Embarrassingly I do find myself neglecting to trim the nails at times. Perhaps I occasionally derive a Samson-like pleasure at the secret sight of my long toenails privately considering them some sort of source of virility. I am not sure;