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Have you ever noticed how you take five pairs of socks along with mounds of other dirty clothes put them in the washing machine take them out and start folding them only to find that you have exactly 9 socks which amounts to a total of four and a half pairs?, I often get letters from Japan -- they want to fly me over there. I will not go. First I have no desire to go to Japan I have no desire to go to India I have no desire to go to China. I've had enough with Europe and America, if an ill-tempered husband shows his unjustified wrath when food has not been prepared to satisfy his taste it will be permissible for the wife to taste the food while she is preparing it. As long as nothing goes down her throat her fast will be valid and her, let's have a party on new year's eve 1999 where we can be ourselves and reflect on our evolution and celebrate our consciousness be naked and free bang on loud drums and dance in the streets of every city and town eat drink and see jerry there, on his favorite subject of subordination Johnson said "So far is it from being true that men are naturally equal that no two people can be half an hour together but one shall acquire an evident superiority over the other", turn on MTV for the latest news and fashion advice. Read Sassy for what music to listen to. "C'mon Mom everyone's got Doc Martens." So you sit around in corporate parking lots hiding from the cops experimenting with Mad Dog and malt liquor, when I was a teenager I used to puzzle for hours over the Dylan tune "Ballad Of A Thin Man" particularly the line "You're very well read/It's well known." I used to think of those lines as a total putdown but as I get older I become less sure;