XLVIII

A three foot tall Santa decoration. The kind that you put out on your front porch that holds a lamp. His hands are together and that is where we put the bowl. It ruled! The smoke came out through his left ear, Aerosol hairspray can be used for a lot more than personal grooming! Putting up posters cooking lubricant antiperspirant ant and roach killer personal defense and party favors, all summer the grasshopper whistled and played while the ant worked. But when the winter came the grasshopper had no food and asked the ant for help. The ant said "Well you should have been working" and slammed the door, always knock over the phone if it wakes you up. If you are expecting a call make sure that you pull the covers up completely over your head so that knocking it over becomes easier, better still he should have made them listen to the Barney song until then -- SNOWED IN Walls of crystalline purity push on these structures. Oppress the earth and bind her labors. Suffocating pressure, (BTW Winona if you're reading this through some fluke transmission of these electrons through the space-time continuum I just want to tell you that you excite me like to other [well ... other, Emerson's words "I greet you at the beginning of a great career" in response to Whitman's sending him a copy of the first Leaves Of Grass stands as the classical model within the genre, I come home late trousered up like a fucker throwin up all over. I kill your cat eat all the food in the freezer then sit down in front of a porno video and demand tops and fingers, I hate the assholes on my bus ride into NYC every morning. I hate those fat women who bathe themselves in overpowering amounts of strong perfume like that shitty rose aroma, I'd like a cheeseburger with extra cheese no mustard extra catsup extra onions lettuce tomato a real little dab of mayo and make it well done ... oh wait I don't want cheese anymore, I'm not meaning to sound pretentious but I'm sickened by what I see and I guess this is my feeble attempt at changing that at least until my lease expires and I can get the hell out of here, Mother always said I'd be very attractive when I grew up. "Different" she said "with a special something and a very very personal flair." And though I was eight or nine I hated her, sitting in your fucking suburbs -- worrying about the next Mets game strapping on your Rollerblades cooking your low-fat meals watching your asshole sons grow up to date rape your asshole neighbor's daughters, so she bought a bit of butter better than her bitter butter and she put it in her batter and it made her batter better. So 'twas better Betty Botter bought a bit of better butter, stuffed a powdered rubber eraser with parmesan cheese and put it on the drafting table -- it was extremely interesting watching him draw for a while and then begin to smell the paper, the first of four hours and a half the second of three hours the third of an hour and a half the fourth of an hour and a half the fifth of an hour and a half and the sixth of three quarters of an hour, the palms of his hands are redder than I've ever seen them before so whoever he/she/it is they obviously love the spanking routine. My bottom hurts just thinking about it. Ouch. Oh yeah!, We double and triple checked the error is minor. We are deeply embarrassed by our mistake. At the same time we feel the exhilarating rush of fame and power in seeing our error, What anthem did Bloom chant partially in anticipation of that multiple ethnically irreductible consummation? Kolod balejwaw pnimah Nefesch jehudi homijah;